c+This week of Pity, pain and “what the hellz”
GOD!
WHERE THE FUCKAREYOU???!!
How could you let this happen you little bitch??
sooooo this week=WORST EVER
Sd is my bestest friend has been very SELF DESTRUCTIVE lately.
SHES SOCLOSE TO SUICIDE ITS NOT EVEN FUCKING FUNNY.
And it’s so sudden……..
Shes decided she doesnt WANT TO SMILE but cant help it when shes with me, well thats good.
i know she cries herself to sleep, it seems i can keep her happy as long as shes with me.
she was so happy
i say random crazy things to make people smile laugh and ease up and that makes me happy (misopure) DOES SHE WANT TO KILL HERSLF BECAUSE OF ME???!
on tuesday i just started to cry in the middle of an assembly i was crying so hard so much and had tobe escorted out and into th counselors office
i hadnever felt so shitty
please get well sd
Why He’s Hot:
- That body. That bo-day. Oh holy fuck on a shit sandwich that body. He’s all tall and lean and thick with just the perfect amount of hair on his chest and that sexy little happy trail begging us all to pants him. That’s what we should do. He’s nice to paparazzi - maybe we should all grab cameras and pretend to be photogs and when he’s off his guard and waves at us one of us runs up and just pulls his shorts down. Who’s down? Anyone? Anyone?
- He is the boy next door. Your parents would love him immediately. Beware though, your parents have seen his movies and he might cause your dad to discover he’s gay and your mom to turn into a cougar. That’d be awkward.
- His heart. Sappy yeah, but sexy as all get out too. From planting trees in the forest and protesting for gay rights to hosting adoption drives for homeless animals and fundraising for low income college students, Jake cares about the world and it’s inhabitants. Could you imagine? Watching Jake spend the day playing with animals and then finally bringing an adorable little pup over to you, looking at you with his own big blue puppy dog eyes and asking ‘can we keep him’? You’d melt. Just picturing that in your head made you go ‘awwww’ and orgasm simultaneously.
- The scruff. No one can rock The Scruff like him. 5 o’ clock shadows are hot on any guy, no matter who it is, but on Jake it personifies rugged charm and makes you want it chaffing the insides of your thighs.
- I’m sorry, what? Are you seriously looking for another reason why Jake Mother Fucking Gyllenhaal is hot? You’re ridiculous. I refuse to indulge your ridiculousness any longer.
About me
Who needs orgasms when you have spazztasms?hmmmnnn. I'm a retard on the internet.
did I happen to mention that i'm as random as an underwater sponge and that the world should know what i have to say? now I'm being abnoxious, that's the right word, right? I'm a pathetic being and I just happen to have the ability to blog. i go through spazztasms and attend school.
im a wise girl and a smart ass as well as a cosplayer and otaku
